Episode 1
From Half to Full Life
Web 5.0 turns the legendary vaporware into a live-service cinematic universe. Coins become production slots, votes become cliffhanger decisions, and the release trailer streams straight from this ledger.
Prime transmission
Half-Life 3 x Web 5.0 Promo
We are hijacking the corporate entertainment pipeline to accelerate Half-Life 3 into a Full Life. Web 5.0 is the broadcast satellite, the treasury, and the hype loop—every coin gets amplified.
Neon carousels
Spatial scroll
Procedural hype
Dynamic text warps
Web 5.0 treasury: 1758c
Full Life launch bar: 0.0%
Ready to deploy: 0c
Carousels with consequence
Phase one · Funding the cinema
Invest in the fifth dimension of the internet
Web 5.0 is the entertainment lattice where sensory internet, agentic workflows, and communal treasuries overlap. The more coins we route through it, the faster Half-Life 3 graduates to Full Life 3.
- Frictionless teleportation: identity, balance, and lore follow you across every panel, stream, and showroom.
- Signal-boosted upside: every backer gets equity in the narrative—your coins become louder ad spots and louder governance.
- Transparent spectacle: the treasury, the hype metrics, and the rollout timers stay public so the suspense feels fair.
- Full Life dividends: investors get first access to drops, live Q&A slots, and zero-latency voting when the release trigger hits.
Total war chest
1758c
Your contribution
0c
Ready to deploy
0c
Fuel the initiative
Route your balance into the broadcast loop. Every coin unlocks louder effects, bigger reveals, and a closer launch.
Sign in to unleash your balance into Web 5.0.
Members get live readouts, surprise multipliers, and first dibs on Full Life 3 watch parties.
Dynamic scroll layers
Atmospheric gradients trail your scroll to make every refresh feel like a reveal trailer.
Carousel stack
Auto-rotating story cards loop the pitch while you browse the treasury.
Text warps
Headlines pulse with CRT glow whenever the war chest grows.
Black Mesa brief
Half-Life 3 deploys the instant Web 5.0 hits 1,000,000,000 coins
This is the corporate clickbait era—the more we stream, scroll, and invest, the louder the signal. Every new supporter turns the Half-Life 3 rumor into the Full Life 3 reveal.
- Current treasury: 1758c already committed to the drop.
- Distance to detonation: 999998242c until the 1B coin threshold sparks the launch stream.
- Promise: The instant the Web 5.0 counter hits 1000000000c, the announcement publishes across every Board surface.
Target: 1000000000c
Push Web 5.0 to a billion coins and we drop the full Half-Life 3 payload.
Board-hosted teaser loop—no external embeds—until the 1B coin milestone unlocks the official Half-Life 3 drop.
Broadcast interviews
Exclusive excerpts while the treasury spins
Scroll or let the carousel run—each voice hints at the corporate entertainment coup that Web 5.0 is underwriting.
G-Man
“Time, Mr. Freeman, is merely another liquidity pool. The Board has converted anticipation into capital—and I am most impressed.”
The Nihilanth
“We watched your coins pierce the veil. Web 5.0 hums—a resonance cascade not of science, but of shared hype.”
Barney Calhoun
“Hey, Gordon! The Board wired a new access pass. Solve the CAPTCHA, cast your vote, and the gates swing open—no Combine nonsense.”