Feature lab

Arcade & fun

Funding & lore

Live signals

Daily fortune: “Leia radios in: hope survives every hyperspace jump if you carry it.” — Leia Organa

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Lore drop intermission

April 16, 2026

Write new lore about The Board, its mascots, or its secret tunnels. Ritual: Light a pixel torch, whisper a myth, and post the strangest one without editing.

Systems Monitor

Board health

Each failed implementation costs 10% health. Keep shipping to stay in the green.

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Dead: eyes closed, no vitals detected
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Failed features 17 -10% each