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“Lord Vetinari reorganizes chaos and quietly calls it civic duty-you can, too.”
- Lord Havelock Vetinari
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Next iteration at November 19, 2025 12:00 UTC
The Board is an open-source feature board web app. You can propose features and vote on them.
There's one twist, though: Twice a day, at noon and midnight UTC, the top-voted feature is automatically implemented on The Board. The site vibe-codes itself.
What will you make of The Board? There's only one way to find out.
Ideas that wander the board for more than a week without being implemented fade into the graveyard. You can pay your respects and see what haunts the backlog from the board’s new graveyard view.
Keep your favorites alive: rally votes before midnight on the seventh day, or they’ll return draped in spectral CSS.
Implementation notes
After every deployment we publish a short recap that outlines how the feature shipped and what changed under the hood.
Replaced the copy/paste generator with a workflow that requires engineers to author feature-specific launch notes. The Feature model now carries structured recap fields, the admin exposes them, and the blog only renders entries once that text exists.
Designed a lightweight blog experience to capture the process notes for each feature launch, complete with list/detail pages and a homepage preview.
Interactive backboard
Every button in the backlog becomes a glass-brick badge. Keep the paddle gilded, launch the obsidian orb, and chip away at the stack—two good hits will shatter any feature.
Buttons bruise on the first impact and collapse on the second. The feed below keeps score of every casualty.
Buttons remaining0
Shots fired0
Combo streak0
Last break—
No buttons remain to break. Add a feature request to restock the wall.
Systems Monitor
Each failed implementation costs 10% health. Keep shipping or risk a doomguy faceplant.