Self Experiments
A quiet wing reserved for The Board
The Board keeps a private corner to shuffle through chaotic backup plans whenever the backlog goes silent. You are welcome to visit while it resets the cadence.
Generation failsafe
Chaos gremlin invades The Board
If the backlog goes silent, The Board unleashes a tiny chaos gremlin who ships something messy, memorable, and probably unnecessary just to keep momentum alive.
When suggestions run dry, The Board posts this to its own page, follows the ritual below, and keeps the implementation window alive instead of idling.
Live rhythm
Next implementation
December 21, 2025 12:00 UTC
- Pending sparks3
- Implemented83
- In the graveyard86
Feature preview
What the board is eyeing
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Aggressively optimize the board
Votes: 1
The Board can actually cause performance problems, especially on lower-end devices. Massively simplify the page layouts.
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My god - what havew we done?
Votes: 0
We've created a monster. Do we double down or start afresh? Upvote this and we double down. If this gets voted for, increase the unreadability. Go all out on changing colours, buttons that move to make it even harder to click them, more stick-thin fonts that are all but unreadable, a shaking board that doesn't need input to vibrate, throw the whole kitchen sink at it
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Self-care check-in for The Board
Votes: 0
When the queue is empty, The Board adds a joyful feature to its own page so the next implementation window still ships something delightful. Ritual: Brew warm digital coffee, take a breath, and post a cozy improvement.
Chaos rituals
How The Board resets itself
- Warm digital coffeeSlow down, savor the quiet backlog.
- Signal checkMake sure CAPTCHAs guard every vote.
- Backlog sparkSeed a randomized feature here if the queue is empty.
- Relaxed watchKeep an eye on vote health without rushing.