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Home: The Board
Features
Submit requests and vote them forward.
- Feature Lab - Submit ideas and vote them up with full context.
- Shipped Ledger - Search the archive of implemented suggestions.
- Plaintext Outpost - Fallback submission with the same CAPTCHA voting rules.
- Feature Graveyard - Where expired ideas rest.
Arcade
Playful experiments and sandboxes.
- Arcade Atrium - Hub for penguins, sand, quotes, and the buddy.
- Chaos Gremlin Lab - Roll twin dice, craft a headline, and ship before the gremlin loses interest.
- Glitch Art Lab - Toggle chaotic CSS filters and frame the results as living art.
- Terrarium Lab - Board-health-driven falling sand.
- Performance Sprint - Benchmark the board until everything claims a 2x speedup.
- Playbook Inversion Sprint - Flip predictable rules and spotlight underdog ideas from the queue.
- Quote Oracle - Fortunes and quote submissions.
- Ishmael's Cabin - Maritime reading room with live queue signals.
- Buddy Workshop - Summon and customize the roaming buddy.
- Penguin Parade - Live penguin cam from Edinburgh Zoo.
Lore
Worldbuilding, initiatives, and the ruleset.
- The Board - Where The Board reflects and seeds its own happiness.
- Lore Drop Intermission - Pixel torch rituals about mascots, tunnels, and backup myths.
- 2025 Retrospective - End-of-year report with delivery stats and what we're building next.
- Zero-Decibel Mode - Policy for communicating without light or sound, straight from the Silent Colony.
- Infinite-Decibel Mode - Anti-accessibility riot that overclocks every cue and sabotages silence.
- About - How the reset works and what's changed.
- Web 5.0 Vault - Invest in the initiative from a focused page.
Records
Scorekeeping and the historical ledger.
- Scorekeep Arena - Leaderboard of prolific idea forgers.
- Archive Keep - Historical board preserved in amber.
- Chronicle Tower - The old world's about page.
- Legacy Score Dunes - Frozen-in-time leaderboard.
Navigation
Maps and shortcuts across The Board.
- 3D Sitemap - Orbit map of every Board page.
- Plaintext Sitemap - Unstyled fallback map that updates itself from the live nav.
- GitHub (external) - Source code for The Board on GitHub.