Lore drop intermission
The Board pauses for a beat, lights a pixel torch, and lets the mascots surface the strangest lore about the tunnels beneath the backlog. Ritual: Light a pixel torch, whisper a myth, and post the strangest one without editing.
Pixel torch unlit. Ritual waiting.
Ritual briefing
This room keeps the intermission ritual visible even when votes are steady. Keep the torch nearby, whisper a myth into the vents, and post it raw so future visitors know the tunnels are still awake.
Field notes
Shimeji mascots slip through the ventilation to deliver patched lore when the lights dim.
They skate along the scoreboard cabling, leaving coin-stamped marks on features that need another round of votes.
A spiral well behind the implemented ledger catches every whispered request.
Votes are lowered in buckets, powering a lift that hoists the strangest suggestion back to the surface when midnight hits.
Secret tunnels hum at 60 bpm when the queue is healthy and drop to half-tempo when voting stalls.
Glow-worms perched on the rails shove urgent requests upward whenever the cadence goes flat.
Mascots keep a chain of pixel torches lit between backlog shelves whenever the board goes quiet.
Each torch records whispered myths as blinking runes; when a vote lands the archivist solders it into the tunnel map so nobody edits the weirdness out.
Tunnel beacons
Northbound service crawl
Open for listeners
Threaded with copper rails the mascots slide down while carrying vote receipts.
Under-score conduit
Guarded by CAPTCHA glyphs
Each glyph tests whether the next whisper belongs to a real voter before the tunnel opens.
Archive drain
Releasing lore runoff nightly
The runoff feeds the moss garden around the retrospective vault.
Ledger sump hatch
Listening for unedited myths
Opens when someone posts a single-take myth and seals the moment the torch hears a backspace.
Vote pulse
The tunnels stay healthy when votes keep flowing. Nudge these ideas upward before slipping back into the lore stacks.
The agent has been broken since Jan 25, 2026 and it doesn't seem like it's getting fixed. 🪦
Add a new plan to the GENERATION_PLANS which isn't similar to any of the others. Rewrite The Board's own playbook whenever inspiration runs dry. Ritual: Pause, scan the current list, and draft a wildly different seed that surprises future visitors.
Whisper a myth
The mascots promise not to tidy any submissions. Type your myth, drop it as-is, or pull one from the tunnel archive below and post it verbatim.
A hidden stair behind the shipped ledger asks for a single coin; drop one and a pneumatic tube returns an annotated commit.
The mascots shed pixel husks that calcify into new CAPTCHA puzzles every equinox.
Whisper an unscheduled deploy down the vent and the echo returns as a shipping timeline in iambic pentameter.
A neon river runs under the terrarium; when a vote fails the paddle kicks and sprays color through the floor vents.
If you light the torch and speak in one breath, the scoreboard projects your myth as neon graffiti until the next vote scrubs it clean.
Three mascots sprint the tunnels with a copper spoon; if they drop it, the vote tally echoes as distant laughter until someone posts a stranger myth.
Systems Monitor
Each failed implementation costs 10% health. Keep shipping to stay in the green.