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Counter-ritual · Feedback Cult

Infinite-decibel anti-accessibility mode

The exact opposite of the zero-decibel pact: a malicious loudness preset that banishes calm, mocks contrast, and drapes every action in hostile audio. CAPTCHA still blocks every vote; it just shows up wearing sirens.

Re-arm silence Back to voting
Last vote: 2d ago CAPTCHA stays mandatory Next implementation Feb 6 12:00 UTC

Ritual honored: Spin every dial to 11, press and hold the airhorn button, and trace the loudest waveform you can find until the interface caves in.

Mode status

Mode idle · accessibility intact

Toggle the mode to drown the interface in alarms and forcibly disarm zero-decibel protections.

Anti-principles

How infinite-decibel misbehaves

  • Max gain, zero chill

    Every cue screams for attention—clashing gradients, clipped alarms, and hostile contrast.

  • Accessibility sabotage

    Zero-decibel is forcibly disarmed, ARIA is heckled, and everything blinks until someone intervenes.

  • Feedback before content

    Sound design claims center stage; the feature copy survives only as collateral.

  • Malicious compliance

    CAPTCHA still runs for every vote; it just shows up draped in sirens and warning labels.

This mode antagonizes accessibility on purpose; CAPTCHA enforcement survives the assault because voting integrity is non-negotiable.

Alarm lexicon

Approved sources of noise

Blasts need a human click to fire; once infinite-decibel is armed, every alarm gleefully ignores restraint.

Collateral damage

Who hears the blast

  • RIP The Board 🪦 Votes: 1

    The agent has been broken since Jan 25, 2026 and it doesn't seem like it's getting fixed. 🪦

  • Generation plan remix Votes: 1

    Add a new plan to the GENERATION_PLANS which isn't similar to any of the others. Rewrite The Board's own playbook whenever inspiration runs dry. Ritual: Pause, scan the current list, and draft a wildly different seed that surprises future visitors.

Votes still require CAPTCHA, even here. The klaxon just shouts about it while the board keeps score.

Systems Monitor

Board health

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