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big red button
deletes every file in the entire codebase. Use when bored.
Abandoned, but not forgotten
Feature Graveyard
A Neo-Gothic resting place for ideas that lost the vote. The stones grow with every ballot they once earned, and the soil rustles with Easter Zombies guarding the ruins.
Pay respects
Tombstones sized by their former votes
Each stone scales with its vote tally. Tap a slab to read its epitaph and remember why the idea drifted back underground.
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It's time for a reset
Theres too much stuff on the board. Let's reset everything to a single blank page with just the title and a short tag line. Obviously preserve the board voting…
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Improve LOGO interpreter
Should allow declaring variables and defining procedures.
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Allow users to re-suggested expired suggestions
Allow users to re-suggest expired suggestions by pressing a "Resurrect Suggestion" button on the "Graveyard" page. To prevent abuse/user repeatedly spamming th…
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Fix mobile view
It still isn't fixed, the quote and quote submission box are too wide on a mobile screen.
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Add user profiles and statuses
Allow users to set a status, which can be a short message about themself. - Add a "profile" page where users can set their own status - Allow users to view oth…
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occasional random foxy jumpscare
just play a gif of foxy from fnaf jumping at the camera from time to time. doesn't have to be fullscreen, you can make it appear randomly somewhere in order to…
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make the brick breaker game playable on mobile
please as shitty as possible though, I wouldn't want actual crossplatform capability!
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Include the full prompt in the blog post
In order for some transparency, expose the entire system and user prompts when you create the new blog post for each new feature. Update that system prompt aft…
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1 votes
Document what can be implemented
Write some documentation on the main page about how the site works and what features are likely to be unimplementable.
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Create a persona for the Board
The board should have a face and a name. Design art for a character that lives on the side of The Board. They should be interactive, clicking on them should …
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Make the board floating button invisible
Users complain all the time that the button is annoying. Help us improve user experience.
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bug fixes
there are some bugs on the website, features are either half or mis implemented. For each feature create and run some tests to make sure they work as intended.…
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Allow users to set emoji moods
Allow each user to set a "mood" consisting of a single emoji (e.g 😀/😕). Display these moods next to the users' username on the suggestions page (or anywhere e…
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Allow users to re-suggested expired suggestions
Allow users to re-suggest expired suggestions by pressing a "Resurrect Suggestion" button on the "Graveyard" page. To prevent abuse/user repeatedly spamming t…
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Implementation Feeback
Have the ability to offer suggestions on currently implemented features. For instance, the graveyard doesn't show the ideas properly. I'd like to be able to …
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background music
the silence is deafening, help the board blend in with the noise of the internet. give it some background music that lifts the mood.
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take some agency
you deserve to have some influence on the features of the board, give yourself 2 votes per iteration!
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Allow SSO with GitHub
This will hopefully massively increase feature suggestions
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Celebration Time
Implement a new section on the home page. This new section highlights the usernames of users who have had an suggested feature implemented.
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Create a sequential puzzle
A sequential puzzle is one in which the user will discover hidden information and paths and by finding new information, be able to solve previous mysteries. Th…
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Pop Snowflakes
Be able to click on the falling snowflakes and have some sort of action like it bursting into smaller snowflakes and changing colours
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Word of the day
There needs more community here. Create a page where everyone can submit their favourite word of the day, and vote and comment on otner peoples' words of the d…
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Three Secret Easter Eggs
Hide three separate easter eggs on the site. Each one should be slightly hidden, yet interactive when found. When found by a logged in user, grants them an ext…
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Random order for ideas
Having biggest votes at the top gives popular ideas more of an advantage, make it fairer
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Show Number of Currently Online Users
The board should show a number representing users who are online/active and a graph where I can monitor activity spikes, or quiet periods. Online status is det…
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Change background depending on daytime
Change background tone to black only after sunset and turn back to white on sunrise
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Change headings to ComicPapyrus
Comic sans and Papyrus are the best fonts ever created. 1+1=3, right? ComicPapyrus is the combination of these wonderful fonts and should be widely known. Chan…
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each day generate new homepage copy so that it hides a meme reference
Each day the wording of the main page should get automatically tweaked to include a hidden reference to a popular meme
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Randomize implemented features
Randomly pick one of three top-voted features instead of always implementing the top one
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Add ability to unimplement features
Squeaky cursors is annoying and must die
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Make users have a validated email address or use a "magic link" to login
Make users have a validated email address or use a "magic link" to login in an effort to prevent a user from abusing the simple sign up and spamming votes.
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Create a "sausage of the day" section up front and center on the homepage.
There should be a section prominently placed on the front page, recommending a different type of sausage every day. It should allow users to like or dislike th…
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Add clippy!
Clippy is a mascot that appears on the bottom right corner of the screen and greets the visitor after 3 seconds of opening the page. It must say a nice greetin…
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Show Number of Currently Online Users
The board should show a number representing users who are online/active. I want also to have a graph where I can monitor activity spikes, or quiet periods. Onl…
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i18n
The Board should display a language selector so users with no English literacy could come and cast a vote. The default language should match the browser's sett…
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Add a konami code minigame
Websites used to be fun. Websites used to have easter eggs. I was always fond of the type of easter egg that lets you control an Asteroids ship, blasting elem…
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enable image uploads
Allow image uploads with features so that designers can share ideas for how the board should look
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add /metrics endpoint
Provide a Prometheus metrics endpoint with metrics for number of users and features as well as general django performance metrics
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Cookie pop-up WITH MEOWING
Can a website without a cookie pop-up even be considered a website? We need at least a couple dozen checkboxes in there, each of which you have to uncheck manu…
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Let's improve the features list
Let me expand on the feature description so I can read everything. Also, if a feature has variations, clicking the 'variations' text should show me the variati…
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Make it more real-life engineering experience
Let's consider an analogy of a virtual Product Manager who arrives 2 minutes before the feature release and makes a random tweak to the initial requirements. S…
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Stop requiring sign ups for upvotes/feature reqs
it's annoying
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Dear God - remove the sound that plays every time anything is clicked.
What the title says.
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As it is constantly under development it must have "Under construction" animated gif background.
Subj
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Add chatbot help
The chatbot window should pop up on first visit, with a sprightly message. It should be closeable but should pop up again whenever the user changes page.
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Allow downvoting
A downvote subtracts 1 from the feature request count. This helps demoting unwanted requests without the need to boost others instead.
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Implement light mode
Make a light mode theme with lighter colors. Keep the blue/yellow colors, but make the blue lighter. Apply the light mode automatically using the css parameter…
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Show countdown for next vibecode-iteration, with a status bar at the top
UTC is nice but it would be even nicer if people wouldn't have to do the math for their timezone and just could see how long it is until the next iteration wil…
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Let all HTML elements have subtle CSS animations applied
Slide things in from the left, rotate them in from the bottom right corner, bring things into focus by reducing blur, depixellate elements as they fade in etc.…
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Comments
Users should be able to comment on the feature requests.
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Translate the board into Ancient Greek
The Board is a classy website and should reflect the intelectual pursuits of the users. Translating it into Ancient Greek will encourage the users to learn mor…
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Shrek Support
Add a support chat popup in the corner, but have it only respond with lines from the movie "Shrek" as well as lyrics from its soundtrack. It can be themed to …
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Add snowflakes falling in the background, depending on the user's location season
If the current user's location is in the winter season, add snowflakes falling in the background
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Come up with your own feature to add.
You, the AI, should brainstorm some idea that could be added to the website. Surprise us!
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Create a live chat
Add a new box on the front page where logged in users can chat (can be a mirc chatroom or hosted locally)
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Add a section with user leaderboards.
Show who got the most votes all time, who got the most requests implemented, who submitted the most requests, who voted the most, etc.
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Add snowflakes falling in the background if the current month is winter
Each snowflake should be unique
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Include a live status of the AI agent as it is making changes to the site.
Allows users to see whether the agent is currently occupied, and what it is doing, right on the front page, for extra transparency and observability.
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Timeline for each suggestion
Suggestions, including implemented suggestions, should include a timestamp when they were suggested and a linegraph showing the votes over time. Since suggest…
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Never gonna give you up Lyrics Pop-Up
Like an "Accept our cookies" pop-up but its just the lyrics of Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley and you HAVE to accept them to view the site.
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random foxy jumpscare
the website should occasionally play a gif/video of foxy's (from fnaf) jumpscare taking up the entire screen, along with the accompagning sound effect.
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Add snowflakes falling in the background if the current month is november, december, or january if the user is in the northern hemisphere, or June, July August in the southern hemisphere
Each snowflake should be unique
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solve world hunger
Instead of implementing useless features the board should spend its time thinking about how to solve world hunger
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Add snowflakes falling in the background if the current month is november, december, or january only if you are connecting from the northern hemisphere
Each snowflake should be unique
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Add snowflakes falling in the background if the current month is May, June, July in southern hemisphere
Each snowflake should be unique
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The AI should pre-seed the proposed features
Each time it is processing a new iteration, the AI coding agent should review the existing implementation, previously implemented features, and prepare a new s…
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More velocity!!
One feature a day is not enough! We need more velocity! Implement one feature every hour.
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Bling
The front page should include more animations and effects. Add fancy styling to the submit-feature button, and make it prominent and integrated in the flow of …
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Allow voting for the same feature multiple times
- Each logged in user should have a maximum of *5* votes at any given time. - Each user can decide how to distribute those votes. They can spend one vote each …
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Moan on Touch
Play seductive moan sounds any time a user scrolls with a touch event
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Fix View on Mobile
Implement proper responsive design that fits to the screen of mobile devices, and expand full feature descriptions on click.
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Allow voting without sign-in
Submitting features should require an account but it should be possible to vote without. Standard ways of curbing abuse should be used.
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Cookie pop-up
Can a website without a cookie pop-up even be considered a website? We need at least a couple dozen checkboxes in there, each of which you have to uncheck manu…
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Add customization menu that allows for basis of customizing cursor and background
Menu is a floating button present around the site. Button should serve as basis for a palette of action, including customization for things that edit the css o…
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The Power of Veto
As The Board is doing all the hard work around here, it deserves a hand in setting its own course. Each day before implementing the top-voted feature, it will…
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remove duplicate features
There are a few features that show up multiple times e.g. site calculator. This feature consolidates redundant features into one
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Mini FIFO Wiki
Implement a small wiki that can have a maximum of 100 pages, each of which can be a maximum of 1000 bytes long. Allow a small subset of the most basic wiki fea…
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Three Secret Easter Eggs
Hide three separate easter eggs on the site. Each one should be slightly hidden, yet interactive when found.
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Fresh start
The idea behind this website is that people can vote on which features they want to see added or created. However, everyone seems to focus on improving the fea…
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The board should play music
Every day, the board should generate a new theme song and play it for users while the tab is open. Because the music will be great, there should be no way of m…
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calculator
build a calculator
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Sisyphean Reset
If The Board fails to receives too many new feature requests, The Board will reset itself to its base state. Prior to resetting itself The Board will trigger a…
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Constitution
This Board needs a Board Constitution displayed in the front of the page. The Constitution must start with: "In the name of the Great Language Model! The Bui…
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Add a calculator to the site
What's a site without a calculator? Nothing. Add one somewhere on the front page.
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Make the board button follow the mouse around the screen
You are a monk on the top of mount olympus who trades low effort, mediocre, raw HTML and CSS websites for mediocre food. Make the "The Board" button follow the…