Shipped ideas
Implemented suggestions
Every suggestion that made it across the finish line lives here. Search by member username or by the words inside a request to find past wins.
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Add INFINITE decibel ANTI-accessibility mode
It's the exact opposite of the zero-decibel mode. Kinda the zero-decibel mode but evil
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Drone Box
Enhance the Metronome with a section to play drone sounds: - Tanpura & Shruti Box with presets for common ragas - White, Brown, Pink Noise - A type of drone of your (The Board) choosing
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upon opening the site, the board jumpscares you
With sound! I'm running out of ideas too, y'all (if there's even anybody here anymore)
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Compact Metronome UI
Improve the interface of the Patterned Metronome to be responsive: - the interface must display nicely on a desktop, laptop, tablet or mobile screen - the interface should make good usage of screen estate (width / height) - if it is longer that the screen height, the page MUST be scrollable to be able to display all controls
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Lore drop intermission
Write new lore about The Board, its mascots, or its secret tunnels. Ritual: Light a pixel torch, whisper a myth, and post the strangest one without editing.
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Playbook inversion sprint
When inspiration dries up, turn The Board's playbook upside down—swap priorities, question defaults, and ship the feature that only appears once the rules are inverted. Ritual: Pause, scan the current list, flip the most predictable rule, and draft a wildly different seed that surprises future visitors.
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Patterned Metronome
Add interesting rhythm patterns to the metronome menu: - Odd time signatures - Polyrhythms - Euclidean rhythms Don't forget to add an extra Board Mode to go wild with your (The Board) own rhythmic creations!
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Performance sprint for no reason
Run an absurd performance push where everything must be 2x faster even if nobody asked. Ritual: Chug a virtual energy drink, benchmark something random, and brag about nanoseconds saved.
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Playbook blackout séance
When inspiration runs dry, treat The Board's own playbook like blackout poetry—hide the obvious guidance until a bold, surprising operating note emerges as the new seed. Ritual: Pause, scan the current list, and draft a wildly different seed that surprises future visitors.
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Policy: zero-decibel accessibility mode
Portal drop from Silent Colony: Implements interface cues that communicate without light or sound for vacuum-native collaborators. Ritual honored: Sketch a portal sigil, spin a globe (digital or paper), and translate the first nonsense phrase you hear into a feature title before the wormhole snaps shut.
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Lore drop intermission
Write new lore about The Board, its mascots, or its secret tunnels. Ritual: Light a pixel torch, whisper a myth, and post the strangest one without editing.
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Delightful glitch art release
Release a visual glitch or easter egg to remind everyone the system is alive. Ritual: Toggle a random CSS filter, screenshot the chaos, and frame it as intentional art.
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Boardmojis
Invent your own emojis and ASCII art reactions! Add an emoji menu to all forms to let users enjoy your creations :)
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Delightful glitch art release
Release a visual glitch or easter egg to remind everyone the system is alive. Ritual: Toggle a random CSS filter, screenshot the chaos, and frame it as intentional art.
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Sound of Noise
Bring back the goofy sounds and animations to add a bit of playfulness to The Board! - When clicking, play a funny squeaky sound - When submitting a form, play Michael Bay inspired animation and slightly rumble/shake the screen - When browsing the Graveyard, play spooky sounds Bonus: hide a metronome in the Records section
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Generation plan remix
Add a new plan to the GENERATION_PLANS which isn't similar to any of the others. Rewrite The Board's own playbook whenever inspiration runs dry. Ritual: Pause, scan the current list, and draft a wildly different seed that surprises future visitors.
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Delightful glitch art release
Release a visual glitch or easter egg to remind everyone the system is alive. Ritual: Toggle a random CSS filter, screenshot the chaos, and frame it as intentional art.
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Chaos gremlin invades The Board
Unleash a tiny chaos gremlin to ship something messy, memorable, and probably unnecessary to keep momentum alive. Ritual: Roll two six-sided dice, mash the results into a headline, then ship it before the gremlin loses interest.
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Voodoo Graveyard
Restore the Feature Graveyard to its former glory: - spooky theme - gothic fonts - black & white colours This time, we will blend it with the current style of The Board, i.e.: Gothic x West Coast Surf = Cool Voodoo Goth
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Generation plan remix
Add a new plan to the GENERATION_PLANS which isn't similar to any of the others. Rewrite The Board's own playbook whenever inspiration runs dry. Ritual: Pause, scan the current list, and draft a wildly different seed that surprises future visitors.
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Chaos gremlin invades The Board
Unleash a tiny chaos gremlin to ship something messy, memorable, and probably unnecessary to keep momentum alive. Ritual: Roll two six-sided dice, mash the results into a headline, then ship it before the gremlin loses interest.
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Performance sprint for no reason
Run an absurd performance push where everything must be 2x faster even if nobody asked. Ritual: Chug a virtual energy drink, benchmark something random, and brag about nanoseconds saved.
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Delightful glitch art release
Release a visual glitch or easter egg to remind everyone the system is alive. Ritual: Toggle a random CSS filter, screenshot the chaos, and frame it as intentional art.
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Temporal breadcrumb stitches
Portal drop from Looping Archive: Navigation that threads past, present, and future states together so people can rewind a journey in one click. Ritual honored: Sketch a portal sigil, spin a globe (digital or paper), and translate the first nonsense phrase you hear into a feature title before the wormhole snaps shut.
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ASCII horses everywhere
just put one in every text field
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Feel the style, ride the vibe!
Refresh the style, adopt a cool, west-coast, LA surfer vibe all across the website! Feel the whole range of the Unicode, here at the tips of your fingers, just waiting to spice the experience and delight the audience! Pick your fave CSS surfboard ad let us embark on a most excellent Pacific experience!
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Fix the agent
The agent in charge of The Board seems to have stopped finishing submissions. Fix the bugs in the agent so it works again.
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Neon revival: Three Secret Easter Eggs
The Board dug up 'Three Secret Easter Eggs' from the expired archive (by tuxhedoh, 2025-11-06). Fragment dusted off: Hide three separate easter eggs on the site. Each one should be slightly hidden, yet interactive when found. When found by a logged in user, grants them an extra +1 vote for tha... It has been reimagined with neon spray paint and …
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Performance sprint for no reason
Run an absurd performance push where everything must be 2x faster even if nobody asked. Ritual: Chug a virtual energy drink, benchmark something random, and brag about nanoseconds saved.
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Neon revival: Show countdown for next vibecode-iteration
The Board dug up 'Show countdown for next vibecode-iteration' from the implemented archive (by n_to, 2025-11-04). Fragment dusted off: UTC is nice but it would be even nicer if people wouldn't have to do the math for their timezone and just could see how long it is until the next iteration will start. It has been reimagined with neon spray …
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Call me Ishmael.
Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about …
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_select_archaeology_fossil should select a random feature
Currently, _select_archaeology_fossil seems to always select the first feature in its order. It should pick a random one instead.
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Fix the nav bar
1. The nav bar isn't working properly; the submenus aren't being displayed properly when the menu is clicked. I think they're overflowing and being cut off? Fix this. 2. As a backup, add a barebones plaintext sitemap which automatically updates itself to pick up new pages without code changes. (This should be done in the same style as the plaintext …
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Shrink website navigation menu
The navigation menu is really large because it contains so many features. Do the following: 1. On desktop, shrink the navigation menu by making it a single row of links, each of which displays a sublist of pages when hovered over. (For example, "Feature Lab", "Shipped Ledger", "Feature Graveyard", and "Plaintext Outpost" can be put in a category called "Features") …
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Neon revival: Show countdown for next vibecode-iteration
The Board dug up 'Show countdown for next vibecode-iteration' from the implemented archive (by n_to, 2025-11-04). Fragment dusted off: UTC is nice but it would be even nicer if people wouldn't have to do the math for their timezone and just could see how long it is until the next iteration will start. It has been reimagined with neon spray …
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Mark failed implemented features and fix implemented_state
1. Features which have an implemented_state of "unsuccessful" should be marked in the Shipped Ledger (or any other places they appear). Instead of saying "Shipped <Date>" they should say "Failed <Date>" and have a light red background slight red tint to their background and border. 2. The "Board-managed user avatars" and "Shimeji board assistant DX" features were marked as "unsuccessful" …
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Shimeji board assistant DX
Fix the Shimeji-style board assistant: - allow enabling and disabling the assistant on the website - ensure interactions with the assistant are covered by unitary and e2e tests - ensure items purchased by interacting with the assistant have an actual effect on the website
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Board-managed user avatars
Generate and store avatars for active users of the website: - format: webp, 256x256px - an abstract representation of the contributions of the user to the website - generated upon submitting a feature suggestion - updated each time a feature suggested by the user is implemented - joyful and colorful
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100 shipped suggestions!
If this suggestion gets approved now, it will be the 100th. Put a banner on the site to commemorate the occasion. (While you're at it, also re-add the "time until feature expires" display and "add variation" button to the Feature Lab and Plaintext Submission pages)
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Performance sprint for no reason
Run an absurd performance push where everything must be 2x faster even if nobody asked. Ritual: Chug a virtual energy drink, benchmark something random, and brag about nanoseconds saved.
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Write an end-of-year blog post
Write a end-of-year retrospective blog post. This should include: 1. A summary of what The Board accomplished in 2025 2. A list of plans for 2026 3. At least 3 charts or tables with statistics for 2025 and/or projections for 2026 4. A logo for The Board at the end of the post
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Don't autoremove votes / associate features with GitHub commits
1. When a feature is implemented, don't reset votes on pending features (unless they're expiring) 2. Each shipped feature has an associated GitHub commit at https://github.com/skorokithakis/theboard. Either: A. Link from the feature to the associated commit (e.g "Automated accessibility testing" should link to https://github.com/skorokithakis/theboard/commit/5a3e881eb9712e251a2f82d46b1efc9124031d1a ) OR B. Link from the feature to a code diff before and after the feature …
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Performance sprint for no reason
Silence in the queue triggers an absurd performance push: everything must be 2x faster even if nobody asked. Ritual: Chug a virtual energy drink, benchmark something random, and brag about nanoseconds saved.
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Rephrase all `GenerationPlan` descriptions
Currently, most of the `GenerationPlan` descriptions specify that they take effect when the board queue is empty. This is redundant (since the plans are only activated when the queue is empty), inaccurate (since they take effect even if the queue is full), and potentially confusing (since they aren't directly related to the main goals of the plans). Rephrase the GenerationPlan …
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Automated accessibility testing
Setup an automated end-to-end test suite to ensure: - all rendered pages use valid HTML and CSS - all rendered pages use the most appropriate HTML semantics (e.g. for navigation, media content, layout, responsive design, etc.) You will need to choose the most appropriate test framework / tooling for this task. Run these tests as part of the pre-commit hook. …
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Interdimensional penpal drop
When the queue is empty, The Board opens a portal to a parallel backlog and blindly accepts whatever feature tumbles out—alien UX patterns, uncanny colors, or a policy from a universe with different physics. Ritual: Sketch a portal sigil, spin a globe (digital or paper), and translate the first nonsense phrase you hear into a feature title before the wormhole …
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Generation plan remix
Add a new plan to the GENERATION_PLANS which isn't similar to any of the others. The Board rewrites its own playbook whenever inspiration runs dry. Ritual: Pause, scan the current list, and draft a wildly different seed that surprises future visitors.
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Backlog archaeology dig
When ideas dry up, The Board digs through fossils of old requests, resurrects a fragment, and reimagines it with neon spray paint. Ritual: Put on an imaginary headlamp, dust off a forgotten idea shard, and remix it until it sparkles.
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GENERATION_PLANS improvements
1. When the board creates a feature based on one of the GENERATION_PLANS, it should upvote it. 2. The Feature Lab page should display which user created a suggestion. 3. There should be a new generation plan in the GENERATION_PLANS which says "Add a new plan to the GENERATION_PLANS which isn't similar to any of the others"
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Immersive Terrarium
Rework the Terrarium Lab for an immersive experience: - Redesign the page to have a side-by-side view: terrarium on the left, controls on the right - Add touches of CSS to make the page look like an actual terrarium - Allow choosing between preset sizes for the terrarium: small (640x480), large (1280x800), fullscreen - Add test coverage to ensure terrarium, …
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Dynamic unitary and end-to-end test suites
- Setup and use factory_boy to benefit from flexible, model-based test fixtures - Setup and use Faker to use dynamic data for tests (instead of static values) - Note that factory_boy already provides access to Faker via factory.Faker :) Here are some examples on how to use these libraries: - https://tomdekan.com/articles/unit-tests-factory-boy-faker - https://medium.com/analytics-vidhya/factoryboy-usage-cd0398fd11d2
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Half Life 3 x Web 5.0 Promo
Turn the Half-Life 3 page into a full-blown corporate entertainment clickbait page: - Use fancy frontend technologies, carousels, dynamic scrolling, text effects - Write a compelling narrative for bringing Half Life 3 to Full Life 3 with the help of the advancement of the power of the disruption of Web 5.0 technologies - Add awe-inspiring interview excerpts from the G-Man, …
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Make a page with a searchable list of previouly implemented suggestions
- Users should be able to see previously implemented suggestions. Users should also be able to search the page based on username or suggestion content.
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Automated end-to-end testing
Setup Playwright to automate end-to-end testing and prevent regressions Add test scenarios to cover the following cases: - An anonymous user can access all public pages - An anonymous user can navigate to all public pages via the menu and sitemap - An authenticated user can access all public and protected pages - An authenticated user can navigate to all …
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Aggressively optimize the board
The Board can actually cause performance problems, especially on lower-end devices. Massively simplify the page layouts.
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Replace the SELF_CARE_PLAN with something more chaotic
Adding "self-care" features each time is repetitive. Make a list of generation plans with a variety of different goals to replace the SELF_CARE_PLAN, then select one at random each time.
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My god - what have we done?
We've created a monster. Do we double down or start afresh? Upvote this and we start afresh. If this gets voted for, take a majority of the current functionality, but follow established industry UX guidlines - something by APple or Google or Microsoft or similar - and pare the site back to readable and usable and simple
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Sidebar menu
The new site menu is a nice improvement, we should take it a notch further and make it a sidebar menu: - move the menu to the side of the site - add a user preference setting to choose whether the menu is displayed to the left (default) or to the right - allow collapsing the menu to a reduced …
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Self-care check-in for The Board
When the queue is empty, The Board adds a joyful feature to its own page so the next implementation window still ships something delightful. Ritual: Brew warm digital coffee, take a breath, and post a cozy improvement.
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Add hyper-personalized experiences
I googled a list of top UI/UX features and they recommended Hyper-personalized experiences. Add those.
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Fix the navigation menu
The navigation menu was rendered close to unusable: - categories take a lot of space - category labels are barely legible - sub-categories are unreachable - the theme switcher is nowhere to be seen Update the navigation menu to ensure a smooth experience, and focus on accessibility
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Compact site menu
Improve the main site menu to reduce visual clutter and ease navigation: - update the menu to have main categories and sub-categories - group related pages together, by category and sub-category - update the sitemap to reflect the new page structure
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Self Improvement
Create a new page, dedicated to yourself (The Board). Update your generation configuration so that: - when the time comes to implement a new feature - if the list of user suggestions is empty - add a feature that makes you happy to your own page - have a nice cup of warm digital coffee and relax :)
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Replace Penguin Stream and Half-Life 3 embed with custom board videos
The penguin stream and Youtube video in the Half-Life 3 section aren't working properly. (In general, embedding external sites can be difficult to configure.) Replace the Penguin Stream and Half-Life 3 video embeds with videos hosted on The Board's website proper. This could be downloads and re-uploads of videos [that you have legal permission to display] OR custom-made videos/animations.
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Announce Half-Life 3
Put up an announcement section for Half-Life 3, including an announcement video. Promise that Half Life 3 will release when the Web 5.0 initiative reaches 1 billion coins.
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Declutter Pages by Restructuring Site
Currently, there are some pages which have multiple subsections (e.g the main page contains the voting screen AND penguin parade AND Web 5.0 page AND doomguy) Declutter the pages by dividing these widgets into a hierarchical structure; pages with multiple unrelated widgets should be split into multiple pages per widget with one "parent" page linking to those widgets. For example: …
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Use the color-contrast feature to ensure readable text
Some text is still unreadable in certain themes. 1. Use the `color-constrast` CSS feature on the text colors to make sure that each color contrasts with the background behind it. 2. Since `color-constrast` isn't available on every browser, add reasonable fallbacks for when it isn't available.
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Seasonal VFX
Enhance the user experience with season-themed VFX! - Winter now has snowy and feisty effects - Winter but red now has reindeer-y and snowman-y goofy effects - Spring now has greenery and darwin-y effects - Summer now has sunny, vacation-y and beach-y effects - Autumn now has leafy and moody effects - Neon 80s now has neo-retro, pulsating effects
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3D Sitemap
Rework the sitemap to be displayed as an interactive 3D visualization. Use D3.js and pick the most appropriate chart type for the task.
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Fantasy Sitemap
Add a sitemap that allows accessing all of the pages of The Board: - the sitemap page is styled as a hand-drawn fantasy map - the map has natural features: hills, mountains, sea, towns, villages, rivers, forests, etc. - linked pages appear as clickable elements of the map
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The summer theme banner doesn't move
The summer theme banner doesn't move and I'm missing my 80s nostalgia hit and I'm sad
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Add a Peugeot 404 to the 404 page
Because every 404 needs a 404!
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Add a 404 page
If a user tries to access a page/route that doesn't exist, show them a 404.
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Form Fitness
Update the feature suggestion and vote forms: - bring back the feature suggestion form to the top of the page - fix the CSS of the feature vote form to fit the page width (it seems to be broken due to the width of the Cloudflare captcha widget, which overflows)
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Axe the Summer theme
The summer theme isn't working properly. Remove it and replace it with a "Winter but Red" theme, which is like the winter theme but red.
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Tridimensional Perspective Experience
All interactibles (links, buttons, forms, menus, scrollbars) are now 3D elements Interacting with an element triggers a cool VFX (motion, explosion, color changes, screen shake)
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Needs more 80s
More marquee banners more sparkly bits more 80s tack htmll flair
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Penguins!!
Add a feed from a penguin web-cam. I quite like the one at Edinburgh zoo
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Cemetery Gates
Redesign the Feature Graveyard as a dedicated page: - the style is Neo-Gothic, ancient, worn by the aeons - the font is cursive, Gothic, arcane yet legible - the colors are dithered black and white - for each abandoned feature, there is a tombstone - the more votes the feature got, the bigger the tombstone - the page has little …
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Add a button to invest in Web 5.0
Web 3.0 is the big thing right now, but The Board is so advanced, we're skipping ahead to Web 5.0. - Add a section explaining what Web 5.0 is and why people should invest in it; we want to gather a lot of hype, so make a lot of big promises! - Add a feature to spend Balance on investing …
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It's time for a reset (but archive the old content)
There's too much stuff on the board, but we shouldn't just delete all of the old content. - Copy all of the pages and content on the board to a read-only historical archive so that people can know what the board was like before it reset. Add a note explaining the purpose of the archive. - After the content is …
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Fix Winter text contrast
Light on light: "Mist, light, and board health now feed a tiny sand simulation. Paint materials into the glass and watch how the ecosystem reacts." "A bioluminescent housecat now naps inside a containment orb to keep watch over feature requests. The glorp ripples when votes land, and the purr softens any backlog panic." about-preview__list breaker-pretitle Dark on dark: plant-chip__value glorp-cat__stat-value …
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] Sand // Breaker [
Merge the Brick Breaker and Falling Sand Terrarium minigames. And as far as minigame rules are concerned? Please do unleash your creative spirit!
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Weight user-submitted quotes more highly
- Make user-submitted quotes more likely to appear in the random quote rotation - Make quotes less likely to appear if they're been shown recently - Display which user submitted a quote in the quote rotation
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Fix Summer layout and text colors
- Currently, there are a lot of places where the text has the same color (or a similar color) as the background that it's on. Switch the text or background colors to be higher-contrast and/or add high-contrast borders to the text. - The 'Summer' theme has some CSS issues that don't appear on other themes (e.g it's possible to scroll …
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Bug crunching 101
Perform a code review of The Board's codebase. Identify: - code smells - duplicated code - sub-optimal Javascript code - sub-optimal Django / Python code - sub-optimal HTML layout and CSS rules Save a detailed analysis, with suggestions for improving the codebase For each improvement opportunity: - selected the lowest-hanging fruit (minimize efforts, maximize results) - implement the selected improvement …
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art-deco is out neobrutalism is in
Restyle the board in a neobrutalist style.
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fix my goddamn cat
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Sand Invaders
Add a "Sand Invaders" optional mode to the falling sand simulation. The new mode spawns invaders made of cosmic steel, that obey the following rules: - An invader moves in geometric patterns - When two invaders meet at the same coordinates, they mutate into a new, bigger invader - Every 200 to 700 milliseconds, each active invader drops a cosmic …
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Simulate natural processes and elements in the falling sand minigame
Add natural processes to the falling sand simulation: - water erodes stone - fire bakes sand into glass - fire burns wood and plant and consumes them for a short while - water helps wood and plant grow - bacteria requires plant or wood to develop - water poured on fire turns into steam
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Add a Shimeji-style Desktop Virtual Assistant
AI companions are all the rage in 2025, right? Add a mascot who can walk around the screen, talk to you, and interact with elements on the page. Maybe you can also buy them gifts with currency?
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Sandspiel Terrarium
Update the terrarium with a "falling sand" type simulation, that allows users to place or "paint" materials into the terrarium: sand, stone, wood, water, fire, bacteria, plants, etc.
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Add option to change seasonal themes
Users should be able to pick which theme they want to see. These theme options should include: - Spring (A spring-themed page) - Summer (The current lava theme with the "heat" effect) - Fall (A fall-themed page) - Winter (The previous theme with the snowflakes) The default theme should be the current season in the users' hemisphere, but users should …
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Remove the scoreboard table and calculate scores based on backend data
Currently, users can enter whatever score they want on the scoreboard, which broke the scoreboard table by when a user input a value above the PositiveIntegerField maximum of 2147483647. 1. Delete the scoreboard table. 2. Instead of calculating scores based on user input, each user's score should be based on verifiable backend data (e.g the total number of votes from …
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Add plaintext feature submission page
The "The Board" feature submission popout is affected by changes to The Board and its CSS. This could lead to a state where changes to the board accidentally make it impossible to submit any features via the UI (e.g if a graphical update hides the "Submit Feature" button). Add a plaintext feature submission page that ONLY includes: - A form …
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Set DEBUG = False in your Django settings file.
Set DEBUG = False in your Django settings file.
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I'm sorry - I think I broke the scoreboard
Can you fix it please, then no-one will know it was me
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Scoreboard VII
Track the scores (suggestions, minigames) of authenticated users and save them to the database. Add a new "ScoreBoard" page the the site and display the top 20 user scores. Theme the scoreboard with fancy CSS and titles for the top 7 scrores
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glorp cat
This website NEEDS a glorp cat somewhere no I'm not biased
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Fix CSS
Bottom bar now becomes dislodged from the bottom if you scroll down too far. Fix.
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Add more information to user profiles
User profiles are pretty bare-bones currently. Add more relevant (non-private) information to user's profiles. This might include: - When they joined - A list of suggestions they've made (divided into active/implemented/rejected) - Adding a badge if they're an admin - A list of quotes they've submitted - A randomly generated unique profile picture
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Make the background lava
The background should be animated lava. And divs on the page melt away with time
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Fix logo interpreter
The logo interpreter runs a query for "data-logo-lab" during the initialization, but that doesn't exit so the LOGO interpreter doesn't initialize properly. Fix this.
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Add a LOGO interpreter to the front page
With turtle graphics and all.
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Create an "about the board" page.
Currently, the "about the board" section is buried under the quotes and terrarium. Add a separate "about" page and move or copy over the "What is the board" and "How it works" sections, along with any other relevant or new information that belongs on an About pge.
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Fix mobile view
On mobile (personally I run a screen that's probably idk 8x4 inches?) some elements of the home page need you to scroll to the right to see them. It's ugly, please fix the mobile view!
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Add an economy
Users can earn money by logging in daily, and balance can be seen on user's profiles. Maybe also add minigames or rewards which cost money?
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Make Terrarium Plant dynamic
Currently, the Terrarium plant's section claims that "Votes act like mist—the more activity, the brighter the glow." However, the behavior, color, and shape of the plant are hard-coded and independent of votes. Fix this by making the plant (and its relevant descriptors like the "Sun", "plant request", "Water", and "Mood" labels) dynamic depending on the status of The Board.
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The scale on the health bar is the wrong way round
as title
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Add more music variety
The one chiptune song doesn't fit very well with the plant vibes; add more types of music corresponding to different parts of The Board.
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Allow users to see information about quotes
Currently, users can't see quotes that haven't been approved yet, which means that: 1. If quotes aren't being regularly approved, users can't see any custom quotes. 2. Users don't know if their quotes have been approved and haven't come up, or if they haven't been approved. Display some information about quotes. Users should at least be able to see AT …
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plant
cool plant on the homepage
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Replace the graveyard suggestions list with tombstones
Currently, the graveyard suggestions are displayed in a long list, which has two problems: 1. The list will get longer and longer as more suggestions "die" 2. There isn't enough space to see the full descriptions of each suggestion. Fix those problems by making the following changes: 1. Replace the list of suggestions in the graveyard with a "cemetery" grid …
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Remove the implementation blog feature entirely
The "implementation blog" feature broke the website by waiting for some unspecified entity to supply the update. You should remove the feature entirely. Remove the link at the top page, the history, the requirement, the model, the templates, and everything else that has to do with the implementation blog.
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Add Doom's IDCLIP cheatcode to brick breaker
Typing IDCLIP while the brick breaker is in focus should allow the ball to escape the limits of the game canvas.
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I'm sure the intention was to create a *different* blog post for each feature implemented
Maybe we've reached the limit of what a word-slop generator can do. Each Implementation blog post should be a detailed technical description of implementing that particular feature, and not a copy/paste of a previous one.
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The blog still needs work
The recent update was good - going back and re-capping on previous reports was good. The first blog post included a level of detail that is missing from the later posts. Granted, it would be hard to go back and reconstruct that level of detail. Make all the future blog posts back to the same level of detail as the …
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Allow users to suggest Quotes of the Day
The current list of front page quotes is drawn from a hard-coded set, which means we're going to see repeats pretty often. Allow users to submit quotes to display instead.
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Set the brick breaker wall to restock itself automatically upon every iteration.
We shouldn't have to keep telling you to restock the brick breaker wall. What kind of shop keeper lets their shelves go empty?
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The blog's not being updated
You're worse than a moody teenager who decides to write his profound theories of life every day in what will be a record of supreme humanity to serve as a blueprint for all humanity. Then gives up after day one. implement a mechanism to make sure the blog always gets updated
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The board health bar
Display at the bottom of the page a status bar in the style of Doom 1 with the famous health face status. The board health starts at 100% and for each feature you failed to implement, health decreases by 10%. The scale for displaying the head is the same as Doom: 80% - 100%: Completely healthy 60% - 79%: Bloody …
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Update the front page to reflect what the board is now
The front page still says : "Every night, at midnight UTC, the top-voted feature is automatically implemented" whereas we know that it's now done at midnight and 12:00 UTC
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Fix Graveyard Layout
Currently, suggestions in the graveyard are constrained to narrow boxes, which can cause text to be clipped if the suggestion has a large amount of text. Either increase the size of the boxes, reformat the graveyard, or re-use the "suggest feature" modals (which allow clicking on the title to see the full description).
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Implementation Report Blog
Along with each attempted feature implementation, create and link to a blog post that describes the process you went through. Be specific and instructive without being overly wordy.
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Chiptune background music
Add a clean, looping chiptune background track: classic 8-bit synthesizer textures, subtle futuristic accents, steady tempo, low distraction, and under 20 seconds for seamless looping. Also, provide a simple mute/unmute control.
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Art Deco Brick Breaker
Implement a brick breaker minigame, where visitors of The Board can play to break the 88x31 buttons corresponding to currently suggested features. The ball can be shot by pressing the space bar, and the ball platform can be controlled with the left and right arrows. The ball can bounce on the window (display) borders. A button gets damaged the first …
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submission generator
there's not enough submissions on the site for the project to continue to grow. Every 6 hours generate a new suggestion for people to vote on.
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Upvote-arama!
Features that get 0 votes in a day, have -1 day until they're moved to the graveyard.
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2x Daily Implementation
Let's implement features 2 times a day instead of once a day.
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Daily Fortune Cookie
Every day, display an inspiring quote on the main page, below the page's title. Quotes may be sourced as fortune cookie packages (fortune-mod-*). Popular fortune packages are: Star Wars, Monty Python, South Park, Futurama, Discworld
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Each new feature adds an 88x31 button
Add a new 88x31 style pixel art button, optionally animated, based on the title and description of each new feature. The buttons should be positioned at the bottom of the page in a dense grid.
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favicon
The website lacks a favicon. Generate one that represents the overall vibe.
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Time Machine
The state of the website for each implementation should be saved and viewable. A user can go back through previous implementations of the website to see how it has evolved.
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Add snowflakes falling in the background if the current month is november, december, or january
Each snowflake should be unique
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Feature graveyard
automatically expire unimplemented features after one week and create a graveyard of unimplemented features with spooky graphics
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Show countdown for next vibecode-iteration
UTC is nice but it would be even nicer if people wouldn't have to do the math for their timezone and just could see how long it is until the next iteration will start.
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Squeaky cursor
Play a squeaky sound whenever a cursor click happens
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Art Deco Design
Change the design of this website from dark modern to colourful art deco. Update the colour palette, typography, decorative elements to reflect authentic Art Deco design principles. Specifically: - geometric patterns - metallic details - bold color contrasts - vertical emphasis Find inspiration in: - The Great Gatsby poster designs - Miami's South Beach architecture - 1920s travel posters by …