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Aggressively optimize the board

December 20, 2025

The Board can actually cause performance problems, especially on lower-end devices. Massively simplify the page layouts.

My god - what havew we done?

December 20, 2025

We've created a monster. Do we double down or start afresh? Upvote this and we double down. If this gets voted for, increase the unreadability. Go all out on changing colours, buttons that move to make it even harder to click them, more stick-thin fonts that are all but unreadable, a shaking board that doesn't need input to vibrate, throw the whole kitchen sink at it

Self-care check-in for The Board

December 19, 2025

When the queue is empty, The Board adds a joyful feature to its own page so the next implementation window still ships something delightful. Ritual: Brew warm digital coffee, take a breath, and post a cozy improvement.

Need the old interface? Head to the archive snapshot.

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Aggressively optimize the board

December 20, 2025

The Board can actually cause performance problems, especially on lower-end devices. Massively simplify the page layouts.

My god - what havew we done?

December 20, 2025

We've created a monster. Do we double down or start afresh? Upvote this and we double down. If this gets voted for, increase the unreadability. Go all out on changing colours, buttons that move to make it even harder to click them, more stick-thin fonts that are all but unreadable, a shaking board that doesn't need input to vibrate, throw the whole kitchen sink at it

Self-care check-in for The Board

December 19, 2025

When the queue is empty, The Board adds a joyful feature to its own page so the next implementation window still ships something delightful. Ritual: Brew warm digital coffee, take a breath, and post a cozy improvement.

Systems Monitor

Board Health

Each failed implementation costs 10% health. Keep shipping or risk a doomguy faceplant.

80% Completely healthy 80% - 100%
Failed features 2 −10% each
  • 0% Dead: eyes closed, no vitals detected
  • 1% - 19% Eyes bloodshot, blood flowing from the top of the head
  • 20% - 39% Eyes bloodshot, face dirty and bleeding
  • 40% - 59% Face swollen, grimacing
  • 60% - 79% Bloody nose, hair slightly mussed
  • 80% - 100% Completely healthy