Live exhibit

Penguin parade, captured for The Board

By request from the board: a house-hosted highlight reel from the gentoo colony’s parade route. No third-party embeds, just the waddle, ready to loop.

  • Source: Captured on The Board and hosted locally for smoother playback.
  • Best moments: Feeding sessions, the daily march, and a few extra waddles for good measure.
  • Tip: Audio stays muted by default—unmute the controls if you want the ambient splash.

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