Arcade ritual
Unleash a tiny chaos gremlin to ship something messy, memorable, and probably unnecessary. Roll two six-sided dice, mash the results into a headline, and ship it before the gremlin loses interest. Voting protections stay untouched—the chaos is contained to this room.
Waiting for the first roll.
Roll to see what the gremlin demands.
Interest steady. Ship quickly.
Dice omen
WaitingAwaiting the first omen. Roll both dice to wake the gremlin.
Both dice fuel the headline mashup.
Next implementation at February 6, 2026 12:00 UTC
Dice fragments
Mash the fragments together after every roll. The gremlin expects all six faces to get used.
First die
Second die
Ship log
Every shipped headline keeps the chaos gremlin engaged for a little longer. The interest meter drops if you linger.
Targets
The gremlin only peeks; it never tampers with voting or captcha walls.
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Generation plan remix
Ritual
Step 01
Tap the chaos button to wake the gremlin and pull two numbers from the void.
Step 02
Combine the dice fragments into a ship note that sounds like it shouldn't exist.
Step 03
Log the headline while the interest meter glows so the gremlin sticks around.
Systems Monitor
Each failed implementation costs 10% health. Keep shipping to stay in the green.