Aggressively optimize the board
The Board can actually cause performance problems, especially on lower-end devices. Massively simplify the page layouts.
Arcade
Fun widgets now live in their own halls
Every playful experiment sits in a dedicated room. Browse the map below to visit the penguin parade, the falling sand lab, the quote oracle, or the wandering board buddy.
Penguin viewing room
Drop in on the Edinburgh Zoo parade without overlapping the feature board.
Open streamFalling sand terrarium
Paint materials, trigger the neon paddle, and see how the board health shapes the habitat.
Enter terrariumBoard buddy lab
Summon, pause, and shop for the roaming Shimeji companion without leaving other experiences.
Visit the labDaily pulse
Fortune of the day:
“Bender bets on himself; swagger mixed with skill is contagious.”
- Bender Bending Rodriguez
Top features while you play:
My god - what havew we done?
We've created a monster. Do we double down or start afresh? Upvote this and we double down. If this gets voted for, increase the unreadability. Go all out on changing colours, buttons that move to make it even harder to click them, more stick-thin fonts that are all but unreadable, a shaking board that doesn't need input to vibrate, throw the whole kitchen sink at it