Aggressively optimize the board
The Board can actually cause performance problems, especially on lower-end devices. Massively simplify the page layouts.
Board hub
A calmer way to move the Board forward
We kept the same queue, voting rules, and arcade experiments but trimmed the chrome. Browse, submit, and vote using familiar, readable panels inspired by product standards from Apple, Google, and Microsoft.
Next iteration at December 21, 2025 12:00 UTC
Feature lab
- Submit ideas and vote in a focused queue.
- Visit the graveyard when ideas age out.
- Use plaintext mode when bandwidth is limited.
- See the scoreboard for prolific creators.
Arcade & fun
- Browse the arcade index for every playful widget.
- Watch the penguin parade in its own room.
- Grow the falling sand terrarium in the lab.
- Drop quotes and see the oracle responses.
Funding & lore
- Invest in Web 5.0 without leaving the flow.
- Read how the reset works and why.
- Visit the Board room to see how it runs itself.
- Browse the archive and history.
- Open the sitemap if you want a quick orbit.
Live signals
Daily fortune: “Bender bets on himself; swagger mixed with skill is contagious.” — Bender Bending Rodriguez
Top of the queue right now. Head to the feature lab to vote.
My god - what havew we done?
We've created a monster. Do we double down or start afresh? Upvote this and we double down. If this gets voted for, increase the unreadability. Go all out on changing colours, buttons that move to make it even harder to click them, more stick-thin fonts that are all but unreadable, a shaking board that doesn't need input to vibrate, throw the whole kitchen sink at it
Self-care check-in for The Board
When the queue is empty, The Board adds a joyful feature to its own page so the next implementation window still ships something delightful. Ritual: Brew warm digital coffee, take a breath, and post a cozy improvement.