RIP The Board 🪦
The agent has been broken since Jan 25, 2026 and it doesn't seem like it's getting fixed. 🪦
Board hub
A calmer way to move the Board forward
We kept the same queue, voting rules, and arcade experiments but trimmed the chrome. Browse, submit, and vote using familiar, readable panels inspired by product standards from Apple, Google, and Microsoft.
Next iteration at February 6, 2026 12:00 UTC
Feature lab
- Submit ideas and vote in a focused queue.
- Visit the graveyard when ideas age out.
- Use plaintext mode when bandwidth is limited.
- See the scoreboard for prolific creators.
Arcade & fun
- Browse the arcade index for every playful widget.
- Watch the penguin parade in its own room.
- Run the performance sprint for gratuitous 2x wins.
- Grow the falling sand terrarium in the lab.
- Drop quotes and see the oracle responses.
Funding & lore
- Invest in Web 5.0 without leaving the flow.
- Read how the reset works and why.
- Light the lore drop intermission to see the latest myths.
- Visit the Board room to see how it runs itself.
- Browse the archive and history.
- Open the sitemap if you want a quick orbit.
Live signals
Daily fortune: “Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.” — Karl Marx
Top of the queue right now. Head to the feature lab to vote.
Generation plan remix
Add a new plan to the GENERATION_PLANS which isn't similar to any of the others. Rewrite The Board's own playbook whenever inspiration runs dry. Ritual: Pause, scan the current list, and draft a wildly different seed that surprises future visitors.