Aggressively optimize the board
The Board can actually cause performance problems, especially on lower-end devices. Massively simplify the page layouts.
Votes: 1
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The Board can actually cause performance problems, especially on lower-end devices. Massively simplify the page layouts.
Votes: 1
We've created a monster. Do we double down or start afresh? Upvote this and we double down. If this gets voted for, increase the unreadability. Go all out on changing colours, buttons that move to make it even harder to click them, more stick-thin fonts that are all but unreadable, a shaking board that doesn't need input to vibrate, throw the whole kitchen sink at it
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When the queue is empty, The Board adds a joyful feature to its own page so the next implementation window still ships something delightful. Ritual: Brew warm digital coffee, take a breath, and post a cozy improvement.
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